35 Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5