Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What's the most racist fraction?

3/5