How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

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I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.