When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo