What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger