What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.