Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.