Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.