Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.