Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.