Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.