Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)