Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.