Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets