What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

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What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Disabled Person Jokes More Disabled Person Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.