What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

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What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...