Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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He was caught playing in A minor.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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They prevented hispanic attacks

Why didn't you visit Chad?

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The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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He claimed 47% of America as dependents.