Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)