Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.