What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."