What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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What is a picnic?

Correct!

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."