Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

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What is a picnic?

Correct!

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.