How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.