What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!