What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me