What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)