What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!