What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.