Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....