What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.