What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.