What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Previous Random Joke Next

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)