Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.
Under a bar of soap.
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
Because it's a First Order approximation.
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.
Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*
Because that would be a para-dox.
