How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.