How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.