How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian