Aboot this big"
The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
He was caught red handed.
They squealed on each other.
First question on Canadian citizenship exam
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Aboot
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
A: Russian
Jerky.