What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.