Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
Don't go bacon my heart"
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
If it's bill withers!
The girl in church has hope in her soul
Your Mother.
Mumbai
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
