What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.