Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

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You leave him hanging....

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Your spinning me a yarn here !

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin