What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

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What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!