What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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He had a stalemate.

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The night before a test.

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Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Just say "I don't know, make something up"

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....