What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!