What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.