What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.