What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.