What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.