What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.