How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!