How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

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What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.