How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.