Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce