A condom.
No pun in ten did!
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Your parents would know!
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
Cracker.
he was ceebs
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
Because Jesus saves.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
