A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
An elevator can raise a child.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
Because the prick's behind the wheel
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
They boil the hell out of it.
They've both been in little boys.
