What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond