What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.