What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.