Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!