Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs