What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.