What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.