What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!