What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.