Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows

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Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !