What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.