Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!