Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.