Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Computer Screen Jokes More Computer Screen Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.