How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !