How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...