What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.