What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."