What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.