What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.