What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.