What does a cow call his mate?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta