What does a cow call his mate?

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta