Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists