Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
Because he's married.
Because they were mated.
Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta
Pandapalegic
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
They're ape purists