How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta