What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!