What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.