What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.