What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.