What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.