What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!