What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!